Porn moment

Courtesy of Urban Dictionary:

Porn moment:  A move so smooth with regards to initiating sexual or pseudo-sexual congress with someone that it could only otherwise have happened in a heavily scripted porn film.


Person A:  So I lean over to try and get her number and BAM, next thing I know we're doing it in the back of my van. It was such a porn moment.

Person B:  Uhh, thanks dad.