*My CREEP is bigger than your CREEP!* contest!

So it appears that I have not one, but TWO advance release copies of CREEP to give away.

Want one?

(The cover art hasn't been finalized yet. When it is, I'll show it off properly!)

First, you have to be a follower. I'd really like to crack the 300-mark, and I'm so close. Check?  Check.

Next, leave me a comment here, answering this question:

Who's the biggest CREEP you've ever known?   

One comment equals one entry, and you can comment as many times as you want, so long as each entry tells me about a different creep.

Is it the boss who didn't promote you?

The non-writer friend who laughed at your story (which wasn't supposed to be funny)?

The aunt who always makes mean jokes about your weight?

The boyfriend who (insert any number of things here)?

NO REAL NAMES, of course! And yeah, yeah, I know you're not supposed to rant on your blog... but that's okay. You're ranting on mine. :)

You have until Thursday, April 14 at midnight EST to tell me all about your creep(s), and I'll announce the winners on Friday, April 15!

And hey, I'll even sign them and add a personal note to you... unless, of course, you're planning to sell your copy on eBay, in which case, I will leave your copy unmarked.  ;)

So tell me...

Who's your CREEP?